OK so the forecast looks fairly grim to say the least but I'm going to try to get out. Anyone else?

I'm thinking I might wheel the SS out and put it to good use.

I had half a mind to head over to Epsom Downs and try and find another bridleway down in place of horse piss ally.

However if it's too heavy then I won't be out.

I will be out (90%) certain.. will just expect to get very wet and muddy.. Apparently my wife expects this too and has asked me not to come back..

The conditions may aid the request.

Anyway, think a bit of tricky stuff might be more rewarding than a long claggy slog, but will go with the flow.. probably literally.

Bloody Weather.

Won't be out as I snuck out in a dry weather window on Fri pm for a couple of hours, which combined with me reffing at the Cobham Vets tournament today means that:
a) my legs are somewhat knackered, and
b) La Dandina needs me to do stuff about the house for at least some part of the w/e (and it's been made clear that it's not vacuuming in the buff )
c) and I have just opened a rather agreeable red Bordeaux

As the weather looks more promising in the afternoon I might see if I'm allowed out to play if I've finished my homework, though in reality Monday looks like a far better bet. Dry and 19C according to the tv just now

Jeeezus H Christ D'Andy!

I don't know where to begin with your last post ... although it all looks to be an accurate and in depth fly an the wall insight of many of us Moles domestic hurdles that must be overcome at all costs.

If it is pressing down at 8am tomorrow I will be implementing the 1st rule of cycling "never leave the house if it is raining" but could be out in the late afternoon on something with 700cc wheels and funny drop bars etc etc.

Care to join me ?

I think I'm down for some naked butlering in the afternoon, Kev. Mon eve is more likely; one for the road moles section, I suspect.

After that visualization of dustymole (Dandy) in the buff, hoovering, I'm M'ingTFU and defo up for it tomorrow. Danny in attendance too.

Have felt like a caged dog all week and need to get stuck in. It been far too luxurious this winter, time to muddymole it.

There's a chance this big Low pressure might swing out of the way just in time.

All together now (Team America:World Police)... A-M-E-R-I-C-A, f**k Yeah

D'andy's reply sounds like the start of some sort of weird medical report. "The subject stated that the unexpected injury was due to his hoovering in the nude and his desire to use the full range of the hoovers attachments.........."

Roadmole

Snake eyes... Despite previous bravado, office/playroom roof is leaking.. My fate is decided for the morning..

Hope to meet fellow caged animals soon..