Mutterings
A round-up of articles published under 'Mutterings'.
Scrub components
Scanning the output on Bikeradar from the North American Handmade Bike Show (NAHBS) is a fascinating exercise as you never know what might appear. Rapha have their 'casual' range of clothing, Paul Components now offer a BB mounted chain device and... Scrub Components have a floating rotor that looks as though it comes with pink detailing. Bliss!

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Do we have the wrong hobby?
Recently my never-ending quest for bike-related nonsense has thrown up a website which has you shaking your head in wonder. In tapping in to the Hipster zeitgeist it gives a brief but tantalising window into a world I fear sadly we will never inhabit, no matter how many Mongoose Fixies we may moon over.
I'm as bad as the next man in that regard, show me a matte black and lime green 'colourway' and I go all weak at the knees. AndyC usually needs sponging down I think. And to think I used to lust after short travel full-sus bikes with black components...
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The Devil Makes Work of Idle Hands
So, a strained back from trying to trampoline with 3 kids and particularly gruesome weather convinced me that I really just couldn't be @rsed to ride on Sunday, sorry chaps.

However I had a plan and after many hours of doing the dutiful husband and father bit, I slipped into the garage to indulge in my hobby in an indirect way.
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Motivation
Well, this morning I was all set to write a slightly whingey post about motivation round these parts. A combination of relentlessly cold/wet/muddy/snowy weather, a winter that seems to have dragged on for ever and a hard-to-shake sense of cycling ennui seems to have infected not just myself but many of us recently.
Except an innocuous email yesterday from Dave has changed all that…
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Maintenance crisis
Do you ever get the feeling that something has got it in for you? Well this week I experienced a "maintenance crisis paranoia".
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Stickers! Well, round 1 anyway...
It's taken us an age to gradually establish a visual identity for the Muddymoles but I think we're slowly getting there. The next step for us is - stickers!

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27 minus 18 = 1x9 actually

I've never really been a trend setter in my 39.99 years but it just shows that life begins at 40 - with my enforced garage restructure meaning I wanted (needed) to raise some funds and make 2 bikes from 3. I also decided the new bike would be a little different and inadvertantly seem to have been one of the first round these parts to take up the latest fad to hit MTB-ers.
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Topeak AlienLux rear light
Could the Topeak AlienLux be the ultimate light for my pink accented singlespeed?

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Striking a balance
Perhaps more than most things, riding a bike is about striking a balance. Not, you understand, in the literal sense. That's pretty much a given or else you'll just end up sitting around in a cafe somewhere talking about how cool your fixie is. What I'm going on about is how difficult it is to ride a bike when other things get in the way.
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Carbon components cheaper than aluminium?
Are carbon components cheaper than aluminium (or aluminum, as our US readers say)? Well of course not, but it's getting ever so close. This came home to me this week when I bought two new seatpins.
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The Tatoo folding bicycle helmet - a chocolate teapot?
In a world ambivalent to cycling at best, cycling helmets are often cited as a reason not to ride a bike. Too bulky, too hot, too, well dorky for the casual rider to want to bother with.

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I just need to share this with you
I've lifted these comments by 'Davebus' courtesy of our buddies at DoMTB. They're just too funny (and relevant) not to share. Credit to muddyfox for not yet giving me permission to abuse his copyright !!
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A thaw - so that's good right?
As with most people living in the UK it's hard sometimes not to pay attention to the weather. So I'd thought I'd give you an update of my efforts to get to work this morning…
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Looking back - 9 for 2009
Last week I promised a look back at 2009. Before January goes any further I really ought to do that or else the moment will have passed!
So what were the 'highlights' of 2009 for me?
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Ahhh! chainsuck!!!
Of all the bike mysteries out there, chainsuck is probably the weirdest, most difficult to pin down and potentially one of the most expensive. One of my bikes has always suffered from it to an annoying extent and after a recent ride when 3 of us Moles were all struck down at almost exactly the same time it has got me thinking about how and why.
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January 2010 - looking back, looking forward
Janus, as our more knowledgeable readers will know, is not the surname of a man named Hugh with an oversized rectum. In fact, he's the two-faced Roman god of portals or doors with one face looking forward and the other looking back, from which derives the name of the first month of the year. January.
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Happy Christmas 2009

So Christmas is upon us. It's so refreshing to be able to say that when you're running you're own website, rather than have to couch things in PC language such as 'the Holiday season'!
That aside, I'll content myself with saying I hope all our riders and readers get everything they've wished for in their Christmas stockings and if it's bike related, let us know!
It's been a good year for the Moles, of which more next week in the traditional annual round-up articles. We're greatly indebted to everyone who's made this website what it is these past months. I hope you can find time to pay us a visit but more importantly, get out there on your bike and ride!
Merry Christmas and see you on the trails…
Snow fun?
Back in February we had the single biggest snowfall I can remember in this part of the world, causing widespread chaos but importantly, plenty of opportunity for bike related fun. Remarkably, it looks as though we may be in for some more…

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The Dachshund of Time
Here at MoleHQ we pride ourselves on the quality and quantity of original content we manage to turn out for the education and entertainment of our loyal (some might hesitate to say fanatical) readers. It's not for nothing that we're the best mountain bike website on the Bookham/Fetcham/Leatherhead borders, nothwithstanding the fact that we're pretty much the only mountain bike website here too.

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What's your wet weather set up?
Looking out the window confirms what Metcheck is currently telling me. It's wet and it's likely to be wet for a few more days yet. Rather than succumb to a bout of totally justified moaning about the weather, I'm wondering how best to combat it.
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My pink anodised chain tensioner
OK, now I know what you're thinking. It really is a pink anodised singlespeed chain tensioner and I really have gone to the trouble of photographing it for your entertainment.

What's more, come the next available opportunity I intend to go out riding with it!
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A quick round-up
Phew! Some of you may have noticed it's been slightly erratic round here in terms of site postings. My fault entirely I'm afraid, largely due to an unusually large and relentless workload back in the real world. A short trip to York recently hasn't helped.
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Stop at the red light
I saw something quite unusual today as I walked from Waterloo to my firm's London office and perhaps is a sign that cyclists can no longer 'expect' to be exempt from the same laws that plenty of motorists fall foul of every day.
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PSA: Alsation
Just a short notice to let riders know that the bottom of Alsation is currently blocked by a heavy fall of ivy and tree matter. I passed it this morning and it's definitely not ridable!
Update
Rode past Sunday and the tree has been cleared. Watch out coming down though as it still sticks out a bit but it is now passable
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Andy's hurt his hand
Oh dear! Andy hasn't had a great deal of luck this year, what with having his bike stolen and everything. Now, just as he looks set to take delivery of a new Pace RC405, he breaks his hand!

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The Evolution of Hardtail Bike design
I was reading the latest copy of STW the other day and an article about the Orange R8 got my heckles up.
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A flash of inspiration for London property agents
On my occasional commute into London, I'll always pick up one of the free papers which if nothing else, helps while away the boring journey. However, yesterday there was one article that caught my eye more than most.
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Cycle Show highlights 2009
If you're wondering what lessons to take from the Cycle Show at Earls Court this year, here's a few thoughts.

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Dusk ‘til Dawn Approaching… Fast
As you’ll be aware d2d is rapidly approaching and we’re all pretty excited by it. What were once casual rides have subtly taken on a new complexion as we have been trying, almost subconsciously, to get ourselves fitter. I’ve carried on riding through a chesty cold so my fitness (its relative, ok!) doesn’t fall back too much and even started going to the gym again, at long last.
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IMB - free online MTB 'zine?
I stumbled across the IMB (International Mountain Bike) magazine site the other day.

In what I must say has to be a brave move, this is a free to subscribe online MTB 'zine. There seems to have been plenty of effort gone into this site and it's content. It's has the "glossy" feel of our favourite paper mags. Is it the future of publishing or a bit of a gimmick? I'm not sure.
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Another Banzai Badger
The screaming reality of Dusk ‘Til Dawn suddenly hit me last week, as did the realisation that the most strenuous cycling I have done over the summer has usually involved trolling along with my children in tow. In order to try and shock a bit of fitness and stamina into my lardy body, I have been popping out for a quick (mainly tarmac) sprint round on a Monday evening.
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Light wars - Nukeproof or LUU
With the nights drawing in and our focus on lights (lights…focus…geddit?…oh never mind) I note that On-One (sans Brant Richards) and CRC/Hotlines (now avec Brant Richards) are currently locked into a battle with essentially the same light.

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Out in the woods

Mountain biking has evolved in many ways over the years. Suspension forks, disc brakes, long travel, rear suspension, grippy tyres. There's always something new to look forward to and save the pennies for.
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Ibis Tranny: The new three-way swinger
I have been decidedly absent from a few rides recently and even more guilty of not contributing to this site for some months, but what better way to stage a comeback of Armstrong proportions (that way I have an excuse if it all goes quiet for another year!) than with something right up my street.
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Life
I've just read over on the Fat Cyclist website that his wife Susan has finally lost her long battle with cancer. My heart goes out to Elden and his family and I'd like to extend my deepest sympathies; at the same time, they're not alone.
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A few random thoughts
It's been a while since I last had a bit of a mutter on this website. What with regular ride reports and bits of news on various products etc. I haven't really talked much about what I've been up to or are planning.
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Pharyngitis from cycling? Possibly
You probably noticed a bit of a hiatus round here. I had plans an' all this week just, I never got the chance to put them into action.
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Commuter - it's a different kind of cycling altogether
I don't commute very often; or rather, I don't commute by bike very often really, about once a week and then only recently. It's something I'm intending to keep at though even if it's needed a bit of a readjustment of my riding.
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My bad cycling manners on the road
Oh dear! I have a confession to make. I'm not going to make excuses or play up one side over the other although it's plain which side of the fence I'm sitting on. You see, Saturday afternoon I got involved in 'a bit of an argument' with a motorist. And I'm not sure I came out of it that well really.
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A brief note on some site changes
Nothing really to say but for those of you interested in what bikes we ride I thought I'd just mention that we're re-jigging the Bikes and Reviews sections on this site.
For a long time our Bikes section has not really reflected what we ride. Having progressed from crap bikes to good bikes, then multiple bikes and now a re-thinking of our old retro frames it's been an effort to keep up.
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Fettling
It's a lovely word isn't it? Fettle. Sounds a bit like fiddling but with more of a purpose, an aim, an aspiration to improve and make better.
Last night I got down to a bit of fettling myself, in fact it seems to be all I do at the moment. Oh well, to those much is given, much is expected and running three bikes now has it's responsibilities, not to mention a considerable drain on the wallet for 'consumables'.
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Specialized Pitch Pro Seat – You Are the Weakest Link, Goodbye
You’ve hopefully already read Matt’s excellent write up of our Moles day out at Swinley, which was an absolute hoot. Its true to say there was the odd mishap but thankfully nothing that resulted in a trip to A&E.

It could have been so different however and I’m reminded just how close we are to getting it badly wrong sometimes.
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Is this too much?
I'm a bit worried. Not because I think pink on bikes is a bad thing but because even I have to admit I may have gone too far. What does everyone else think of these pink Azonic handlebars that I've liberated from Dave's garage? Bear in mind it only just matches the pink seat clamp, bashring and BB that's already on the bike!

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Ragley Bikes - product line-up
Of late I've been a bit quiet on the subject of Ragley Bikes. Not that there hasn't been anything to say, the product pipeline seems to be filling nicely but because, well, I don't want to push a point. After all, there's still few people outside the bike press who have ridden one and for all they look great on paper there's nothing like a bit of feedback from real riders to put things in perspective.

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Retro bike builds are nearly here
Somewhat improbably, Dave and myself have both embarked on retro bike builds using late 90's Marin frames that have been 'discovered' at the back of garages. How strange too that we should be talking about the late 90's as retro – it seems only yesterday that we were buying our first proper mountain bikes; in fact, the frame I'm using is my first proper MTB!
It's testament that some bikes just refuse to die or in my case it's another attempt to make it fit me!
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Sponsor Dom on the South Downs Way
Dom (of Cherry Bakewell fame) asked me if I'd publicise his South Downs Way ride on behalf of the British Heart Foundation on 25 July 2009. I don't think he'll be alone, it's part of the BHF's series of charity rides that they organise each year but it seems well worth supporting.
Dom's aiming for the 65 mile challenge (there are also 35 and 100 mile efforts taking place that weekend). Good luck to him I say and if you want to support him, please visit Dom's JustGiving page where your contributions are supplemented by Gift Aid from the Government.
Thanks!
SRAM spare parts prices
A long time ago, in a land where leaves were falling off trees and damp was both rising from the ground and falling from the sky, I was unlucky enough to break a component that was top of my list of 'things I didn't want to break'. My SRAM X0 rear derailleur.

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Scaring yourself - a night riding confession
Have you ever scared yourself on a solo night ride? I have, and following Mark's impromptu write up of his solo ride home last week it seems I'm not alone. Nick shared his experiences in one of the comments and it got me thinking (and chuckling) that we can't be the only ones to have spooked ourselves.

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Sneaking in a quick one
Having missed Wednesday night's ride because I didn't get in from work until 9pm I was presented with the chance of a quick solo ride last night.
I was all ready for Wednesday's ride. I had even got my bike ready, lights mounted and new helmet light fitted (Thanks Dave) on Tuesday evening, so I would need less time to get sorted on Wednesday. Imagine my surprise when the course at work I was helping run didn't finish until 7.30, which all in all made it difficult to be at Highlands Garage at the same time - bugger!
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What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine too
I think that most of us think that mountain biking is a great way to spend your spare time and I’m most of us have, with varying levels of success, persuaded our significant others to give mountain biking a go.

Before my wife Debbie and I had our boy six years ago Debbie and I did a lot of mountain biking but since his birth her desire to get out on the bike reduced since as many of you will know, with little ones there just isn’t time. However since moving to Fetcham she has met the other Femoles™ (significant others of some of the MuddyMoles) and her interest has been rekindled, which should be a good thing.
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3 types of Mountain Bike Rider
Anyone who's been part of the MTB community for any time quickly realises that broadly it splits into three easily understood groups. Now you might think I'm talking about the way marketing people like to think about mountain biking here, with their XC (Cross Country), Freeride (a bit grrr!) and Downhill (nutter!) distinctions; but I'm not.
I'm talking about the three different types of rider you can see on any off-road ride week in, week out just about anywhere in the world.
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My pink singlespeed bike
Well, that's stretching things quite a bit. It's more a case of specific pink components on my new singlespeed. OK, that's a stretch too, it's not actually new but some of the bits are! And those bits are pink.

Oh dear…
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Billy no mates
Being a dutiful son-in-law sometimes has its advantages. When the wife told me that she wanted to go down to see her mother you might think that was my mountain biking off the agenda for the weekend, but my in-laws live in the Brecon Beacons (25mins to CwmCarn, 50mins to Afan).

I casually mentioned putting the rack on the car and going for a spin on Sunday morning and got the nod. KerrrrChink! Sunday morning found me at Afan the carpark on my own – definitely billy no mates.
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Humbled
For anyone familiar with the North Downs, this picture is something you might want to ponder. It's taken, as many of you will know en route to Abba Zabba, near White Down on a piece of singletrack which really should have a name but which, as far as I know is just the noodly bit just off Collarbone (aka the NDW).

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Society today
It never ceases to amaze me that when faced with a situation where one human being could do or indeed does need the support of their fellow man (or woman), that people are quite happy to carry on by as if totally blind to the whole episode. My drive to work this morning provided no greater proof that society today is becoming a shadow of its former self.
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April foolery
So it's April 1st. Meaning not only are the Ides of March some way behind us but the clocks have lurched forward, bringing lighter evenings and the prospect of post ride pints sat outside pubs.
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Velos, et Cake
Yes, I know that is probably terrible French. In fact I'm such a poor linguist that I can't even tell if that's poor French. What it is though is a very contrived way of introducing a nod to a website very much close to my own (and other Moles') heart.
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Shedfire brand is Tweak
Matt probably has too much time on his hands or has a very good RSS search running. Anyway, he spotted a comment on a blog about being a "development rider for Tweak, the new bike brand from Calderdale." This fits with the partial logo shown on the Shedfire site.
What's your bogey trail?
The other night's ride over Holmbury and Pitch Hills turned up a couple of interesting comments on the ride report. Much to my surprise I found Colin admitting to not liking Barry Knows Best on Holmbury Hill, one of our best known and most ridden trails in the area.
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Friday night ride? Friday night curry!
I guess it's a one of those looks that sort of says "I can see the lips move and hear the voice OK but I just can't believe you are saying it."
Go for a night ride on a Friday night? Are you mad?
Well as you will have read "Mothering Sunday" loomed and the family guys had to try to preserve their two rides a week but no way was I sacrificing the Friday night curry. So… did this mean I was going to be billy-no-mates on Sunday then? I thought it might but there is another ride…
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Oil and Gas exploration at Leith Hill - a follow up
Since I posted about the Europa Oil & Gas proposal to drill for oil in Coldharbour village I've watched this subject being talked about across several different sites now and it always seems to boil down to two polarised views. I've tried not to get involved, feeling I've 'done my bit' in publicising the issue but feel I need to comment on some of the recurrent themes.
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Mountain biking and Back Pain
Apart from dental pain, at least for men, there can't be pain much worse than back pain. It's the sort of pain that renders you incapable of movement, similar to being kicked in the twins (OK, so that's another pain that can be worse) and when it strikes it usually takes no prisoners.
Maybe it's because I have a relatively long back, relative to my height that is, that I tend to suffer in the lower part so much. Recently it's also set my hips off and the pain can dance between the whole area making me want to lie very still.
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The most useless piece of plastic in mountain biking?
My recently acquired Trek Fuel EX 8 came stock with Crank Bros. Candy pedals. As I'm a confirmed SPD user, the bike shop offered to swap them over for some lovely shiny XT SPDs.

These were out of stock but got posted to me a couple of days later. Taking them out of the packaging I felt an unusual 'grumpy old git' moment.
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Them and us; or now and then
Today is my Dad's birthday, the day on which he could officially retire if he hadn't already done so some time back. Good for him I hear people say.
But what I'm thinking about here is the difference between his generation and mine in terms of lifestyle and health. I can't help but speak in generalisations so forgive me if I overlook key factors such as job and class when it comes to summing up between the generations.
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Lamping - are we at risk?
Here's a new term I've just come across which has nothing to do with gulling or dogging much to Lee and Colin's disappointment I expect.
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My retro bike project
Ever since I bought my Muirwoods back in 1998 it's been kind of retro. I mean, even back then it was obvious that RST 281 forks were somewhat limited in their abilities although it was exciting just to get a bike with any kind of suspension. The fact it had V-brakes too and cost me a then eye watering 380-odd quid also gave pause for thought.

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Vorsprung durch Technik
There are certain words and phrases throughout language that just sound better in their original form. As used in the title of this blog, Audi have dined out on one of the most famous straplines the world over since the 1970s. OK, that example is quite specific, but that hasn't stopped the likes of Blur, U2 and perhaps the best loved of all - Del Boy - using it to some effect in recent years.
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Learning to ride
My eldest son reachest a milestone at the weekend. For the first time he mastered riding his bike with no stabilisers or other assistance and it was great to see him zooming up and down our road.
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Dr Sludge or Slime tubes - an alternative to tubeless tyres
Tubes, tubeless or… the Third Way
Every so often something comes along in mountain biking that divides people up. I've been mountain biking so long that I remember when it was rigid or those new fangled Rock Shox forks things. However I don't think that mountain bikers have ever been as polarised as those who are running inner tubes versus tubeless tyres. Love or hate doesn't seem to come close.
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This sounds like us on a good day
I'm a happy and at times bemused subscriber to Al Leigh's ramblings and rantings on the Pickled Hedgehog. He has a way with words which was probably not what the original progenitors had in mind when they thought them up but then again, who'd have thought we'd be riding downhills for fun 100 years ago?
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Scream if you want to go faster
What with the snowy conditions recently, coupled with a nagging cold, I have missed the last two consecutive rides and put a small dent in my hopes of shifting my festive lard quickly and getting at least 150 miles on the clock each month (I think with our first baby due in April that was always going to be wildly optimistic!). What this small enforced layoff has enabled me to do, however, is take some time to look at some basic ride statistics for January.
The one thing that really struck me, above all else, was that whilst I'm close to averaging 10 mph, I couldn't quite seem to crack the double-digit barrier last month. So how much more effort is really needed to hit the magic mark?
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In the pipeline
Somewhat improbably, we're into February having dispatched January in short order. The prospect of a short month and the appearance of deep, deep snow in the Mole Valley (as well as the South East) has brought a bit of much needed novelty to town, with several Moles slipping out to sample the white clad hills.
Not me though, my four week burst of effort has finished with the inevitable cold which I'm hoping to dispatch reasonably quickly. In the meantime, I'm chafing to get out in the snow before it goes.
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Where's yer Skips Col?
Remember the advert on telly for Skips, featuring Clumsy Col, the accident prone yoof?
Yoof I am not, but I do seem to like throwing myself down the road, track, etc.
Yes, in addition to my history of broken L3 vertebra, sternum, ankle, thumb and finger I've now added the same digit on the other hand to the collection. Should I take up chess?
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Reflections on light
This time last year I had barely got started. A combination of flu over New Year and a long recovery meant I didn't actually get out on the bike until after January 21, a quite shocking state of affairs. In point of fact, I didn't really start to feel great until mid year, around the point I broke my collarbone… so it goes sometimes.

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Return of the gloom
Tonight's ride is the first in a while where the ground hasn't been frozen solid. The thaw set in Sunday afternoon and now normal winter service has returned, but despite some rain on Monday I'm hoping conditions will still be pretty dry under wheel.
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Upcoming.org
I don't normally write stuff here about the site design but regular readers will have noticed a change to the header to accommodate an upcoming rides panel, which pulls in events from Upcoming.org.
Upcoming is a nifty site from Yahoo! which lets you post details of events and provides a means of posting questions and comments about it. I've set up a Muddymoles mountain bike ride group on Upcoming which I'll tag our rides with so the details will appear on this site too.
Anyone else can add rides and associate them with our group too, and they'll also be displayed here.
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Resolved, 2009
In a purely literal sense, one day is no different from another. Which makes the idea of celebrating the New Year both arbitrary and hopelessly romantic. Despite logical reservations to the idea though, there's something essentially human about putting a stick in the sand to say that was then, this is now.
I've read all sorts of stuff in the blogosphere (I know, naff term) about people saying 'I'm not making resolutions because I always break them'; 'you should live your life the way you want regardless of year' and so on. Complete nonsense in my mind. There's something vitally appealing to the idea of being able to start afresh. It's an act of both hope and imagination.
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2009 bike mileage
Considering the amount of effort we put in riding our bikes (some more than others!), it's always nice to be able to relate that to the real world. Normally I keep track of my annual mileage but last year was an exception. Not only did I fail to note the readings at the beginning of the year but I lost a chunk of riding time at several points in the year.
So for 2008 my stats read: Not as much as they should.
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What Christmas gifts did you get this year?
Welcome to 2009. Long term readers will remember last year's advice for upgrading to the new year included the thought that there was a whole extra day. This year, in keeping with the world's straitened circumstances, no such luck but we did get a leap second at midnight. I hope you used it wisely.
Even so, there's always something to look forward to.
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Happy New Year
Well, I had planned a bit more activity, both written and riding over the Christmas and New Year period, but alas no.
Events, as always, have conspired against me so instead of an enjoyable dinner party with close friends tonight I'm sitting here writing the last post of the year and hoping for no repeat of last night which had me nursing a (very) sick child in the small hours of one of the coldest nights of the year. Yuk.
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Single Speeding myths exploded
There are a number of myths surrounding riding a singlespeed mtb. I reckon I've blown two of them out of the water.

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Happy Christmas 2008
Christmas is almost upon us and while I can't say how much I'll have to say over the holiday period, I expect to add a few more posts before the year end. Before then I'd just like to say a word of thanks and wish everyone a Happy Christmas and New Year.
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Ten (OK, twelve) things about breaking your collarbone
Up until this year I've been lucky enough never to have broken a single bone in my body. I probably haven't been trying hard enough which suits me fine, if you're injured you can't ride for a start. But this year, as most of you know I collided heavily with a tree and the tree won quite easily, leaving me with a broken collarbone.

What can you expect if you're unlucky enough to experience the same? Here's a list of the main points.
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Give me a brake
Now I don’t profess to be any kind of expert on disc brake pads, but is it really too much to ask of the major manufacturers that they design something that lasts mildly longer than the first sexual experiences of a 16–year old yoof?
It’s not often I rant about things, but just recently I have felt totally cheated by the inadequacies of products from the industry’s so called leading brands.
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So unfit
I had the day off Wednesday, partly to watch my son's Nativity play and partly to take it easy in the afternoon. Except instead I decided it was high time I picked up the leaves from our front lawn. We have two large oaks out front, so there was a fair bit to tidy up.
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Bike shop on BBC2
I was watching 'All Over The Shop' last night on BBC2, a programme where someone visits small retailers and tells them where they're going wrong. Unexpectedly it featured a small bike shop in Leicester who wanted to improve his business.
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Milestone
So the countdown begins here. Christmas is now just 24 days away which means although I've budgeted for my wife's Christmas present, I'd better get spending. My enthusiasm is tempered by a head cold which has been threatening for a week or so and has finally come out.
It's not bad, but niggling and I'm not best pleased at the way it's kept me from riding. Or is it the terrible weather we've been treated to recently. Whatever, bah humbug!!
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ATC5K helmet cam review - Chainbreaker
The keen eyed will have noticed we've a new video on our Vimeo page, taken with Dave's ATC5K helmet cam on Chainbreaker. It's Dave pursueing Jem who's on his VooDoo Wanga over a treacherous and leaf strewn hillside.
I was some way back, taking my time and saying over and over 'don't fall off!! don't fall off!!' It's becoming a mantra.
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Mindless ramblings whilst lunching at my desk
The problem with a black keyboard, such as the one I am pounding away on now, is you really can’t hide just how unhygienic it is to eat your sandwich whilst typing.
There’s enough in there to feed a family of pygmies for a whole week.
Like Mark, suffering from creative cramp of late, I am determined to scribe something for the blog as Matt continues to be the main contributor. My daughter thinks he must be very popular as his mug appears on the homepage far more than any of the other Moles. (by the way Matt, please sort out Lee’s avatar-you’re not doing the lad any favours!)
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Snappy title required or perhaps “Can’t Speak French”
Just so there is no confusion this is just my thoughts on last night’s ride. I am suffering from (among other things) a touch of writers block, so calling on one of the more bizarre conversations from last night I have opted to give this post the name of a Girl’s Aloud song. If you’re wondering why, it’s Lee’s fault. At least I didn’t call it “Gulling”.
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SRAM X0 catastrophic failure
Catastrophic failure — that's what they call it when something fails suddenly and comprehensively isn't it? In this case it's a financial catastrophe too as in common with our world's financial institutions, I have no money. Maybe the government will bail me out?

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Storm damage
What a sorry tale! After fitting my new Specialized Storm Control mud tyres recently I've had nothing but bad luck. Not quite the bad luck that Dave experienced in one disastrous six week spell a few winters back when he ripped tyre valves out of his inner tubes with more predictability than radioactive decay, but close.
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Gloom and doom
It seems none of us will be immune from the fallout from the collapsing house of cards which for many years has been our financial system. Even in the cycle world, where perspiration, aspiration and consumerism combine with annodised aluminium to push forward the boundaries of what can be done on a bike it seems we won't escape lightly.
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Exposure MaXx-D on order
Many moons ago Dave, Nicola and myself were out on a night ride. It was just after the Hope HID had first been launched and we were speculating on how bright it was likely to be.
One thing was for sure though, there was no way any of us were going to part with the best part of 300 smackers for a bike light. How times change…

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Tyres for wet chalk and clay
Last post, I joked about 'what tyres for wet chalk' as my current tyres are worn out and I need any confidence boost I can get. Since then I've spent a good evening searching around the webernet looking for tyres to suit my requirements and come away feeling pretty confused.
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Matt returns
At last!
Sunday saw me get out on the Orange for the first time in three months (give or take a week) following my broken collarbone. It followed a period of 'staying active' by riding on the road, running and swimming but as expected that was no substitute for off road riding.
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I am Lazarus
This weekend sees my return to off roading — hoo bloody ray I hear everyone shout. I'm looking forward to it immensely as for the past six weeks I'm been living off a diet of slick-tyred road action, a bit of running and latterly a return to my weekly hour long swimming lessons.
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New Years Resolutions - Remember Them ?
I came across my comment way back where I listed my 2008 MTB-related resolutions.
How am I doing and was there any point in setting them ?
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What has happened to the DT Swiss XRR SL Ti rigid carbon fork?
Over the past weeks I've been turning over the idea of setting up my old Muirwoods frame as a hack bike for the road, using a 9 speed block for the back and single chainring up front to give a reasonable but limited range of gearing to let me tow my son's tag–along when needed.
My ideal was to have a rigid carbon fork on the fornt as a low maintenance weight saver with a bit of zing reducing flex built in and one of the first models on my list was the XRR SL Ti rigid carbon fork from DT Swiss (previously Pace).

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Bike building
Slowly I'm getting closer to recovery from my broken collarbone which has ruled me out of off-road action since July 13. Saturday I'm taking my first ride away from the tarmac with an easy jaunt across Bookham Common with Dave.
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I am missing
Missing out on important things that is, like getting out for an off road ride in top weather.
I've just been over on the DoMTB forum looking at their Sunday ride. Weather today was spot on, it hasn't rained for two days at least and Dave at least appeared to be enjoying himself, even if Colin was unsure! Or was Dave just grimacing?

Photo© DoMTB. Reproduced with permission
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I kissed a girl and I liked it…
Ok, the title doesn’t really have anything to do with mountain biking, but at least it made you look at the article.
In an odd way it does have something to do with cycling in general. I had better explain, before you just surmise that all I really do is listen to Katy Perry songs and dream of lesbian trysts.
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Singlespeeding
Thanks to this wonderfully social hobby (wife would say obsession and I can’t argue) I’ve had the pleasure of riding with many different folks this last year. The riding skills and fitness of a number of them have left an impression on me and there is often a common denominator – those who indulge Singlespeed to varying degrees.
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Hope HID or Hope Vision 4 LED?
Lights. Everyone has an opinion on them but after a long time in denial I've come to firmly believe that the best option involves a reasonable sum of money, well engineered systems and short cable runs with solid connectors. Definitely not homemade battery / connectors / cable / bracket / lamp unit efforts with their multiple ways to fail inopportunely.
So here's a heads up — I need some advice. Read on to see if you can help…
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Worth reading
I'm tempted to post another missive on slick tyres. But that's flirting dangerously with the prospect that this site doesn't seem to mention, ummm off road biking anymore. Can't have that, so the sooner I'm back out in the Surrey Hills the better.
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Back on the bike
Last night I took the On-one out for my first proper ride since my accident. I kept it simple, zipping down to Leatherhead from Bookham, round the one-way system then back home in a round trip of 5.5 miles. I managed it in 20mins which I credit entirely to the slick Continental tyres I was using rather than any residual fitness.
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How many bikes is enough? 2,865?
The Guardian reports that the Canadian police have just caught what's claimed to be the world's most prolific bike thief in Toronto. The tow-rag in question, Igor Kenk (which can't surely be his real name?) runs a bike shop which was found to be crammed full of stolen bikes along with ten other rented garages across the city.
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Slick MTB tyres
The other day, prompted by my recent speculations on getting some road riding in Colin dropped some slick MTB tyres round that he's been teasing himself with. So, they're now fitted to my On-one and pumped up to about 50psi!
(Thanks Colin by the way for wafting the tang of bike riding under my nose again - it's been too long!)

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Fitness plan
Good news from Rob recently who has announced he's been cleared to return to riding after much problems with his knee (more information on the DoMTB forum). Like me, he's bemoaning his weight gain and lack of fitness which I'm sure he'll recover pretty quickly.
I too have started thinking about returning to fitness although I'm not ready to start yet. Earlier in the week I mentioned I plan to fit some slicks to my On-one and start getting some miles in on road as a start but it's got me thinking about fitness more widely.
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What tyres for recovery?
Last week I finally got to see a private consultant, some 4 and a half weeks after my accident. That's not good is it? Actually there were a number of reasons - I did nothing for the first fortnight thinking the NHS were doing the right thing. After seeing them a second time I started to doubt, then I tried to go private but a combination of my holiday to Derbyshire and the unavailability of consultant I was recommended meant it was only last week I got to see him.
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BBC TV cycling coverage for 2008 Beijing Olympics
So the 2008 Beijing Olympics are in full swing, including the stuff that interests us, the cycling. If you want to plan your viewing or just need a reminder of when the various events occur, here's the BBC TV schedule for cycling, including the BMX and (naturally) the MTB stuff.
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Peak District impressions
So I'm back from my week of, as Rob describes it, 'viewing historic attractions' in the Peak District. Not a bad place to visit — it was my first time — but for me it's a case of unfinished business as regards riding.
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Off to the Peak District
Today I'm off to the Peak District, for a week near Ashbourne in some cottages with a cyclepath outside their front door. With my broken collarbone.
Not only will I not be riding but I shall have to watch at some point as my family head off into the hills for a spot of riding in one of the best parts of the country. My 67 year old father-in-law is using my On-one (kudos!) to transport my son via tag-along down some disused railway lines while Mark uses his 456 to similar effect with his daughter.
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An unscheduled trip to the Fracture clinic
Last week I told of my trip to the Fracture clinic at East Surrey Hospital and speculated about going private since their response was so limited. Since then my efforts to go private have been hampered by both me and potential consultants being away next week meaning I won't be able to see anyone until Thursday 14th August!
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Back from the Fracture clinic
Well, I'm back from the Fracture clinic at East Surrey Hospital near Redhill, 12 days after my accident. I have to admit to feeling slightly disappointed as my expectation was they were going to x-ray the break again and evaluate how the healing process was going.
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Moving on
So five days on from my accident and where are we? Well, sore and upset at my helplessness for a start but that's not what I want to talk about here.
Some of you may have noticed one corollary of my damaged collar bone which is I've had some time to fiddle with this site (and boy, with one finger typing it's taken time). The result is a number of improvements which I hope will be well received.
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Thank you
After my last post laboriously detailing my broken collarbone I'd just like to say thank you to everyone who has offered their sympathy and support, both publicly and privately. It really is very comforting to hear from you as I face an extended stay off the bike and a reminder of the 'decent-ness' of the MTB tribe.
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Matt's broken collarbone
Colin jinxed me. Whenever we do something we'd rather not we look for someone to blame and I'm looking at Colin, especially since he wasn't there yesterday and so might think he's got nothing to do with it. But really! Fancy suggesting I rarely crashed!

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Man Down - An update
Following on from Dave's post, Matt has a bad break of his right collar bone.
I will post a copy of his X-ray later, but suffice it to say my first thought when I saw it was "Shit!"
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How to improve a classic?
Money!, Money!, Money!
Must be funny I'm sure to have the cash to indulge my whims. Even indulging my mountain biking whims (which despite what you may think are not the most expensive that I have) would be a pleasure with a bit more cash available.
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Litter
I hate litter. Well I hate litter louts to be precise and now I'm dismayed.
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Bikely - bike routes on the web
I came across bikely.com the other day, a website that aims to shares bike routes mapped by other people.
As yet, it's untried in as much that we haven't actually given it a go but it does seem to be quite promising, the routes being shown as an overlay on Google Maps and allowing you to download them to your GPS in .GPX format.
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RaceFace Deus XC Chainset follow up
Following my disaster at finding my RaceFace bottom bracket shell welded firmly onto the hollow axle of my RaceFace Deus XC cranks I took my bag of bits along to Cycleworks in Leatherhead in the full expectation of needing to go shopping in the not too distant future.
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RaceFace Deus XC Chainset failure
Perhaps the title of this is a bit disingenuous since it's more a bottom bracket issue but I'm calling it this because of the significant collateral damage. As I've documented recently, my Orange Five has become overdue for a heart/lung transplant in the shape of some drivetrain love. Disastrously as it turns out it appears the Orange is more of a love slut than I ever imagined.
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And another casualty
Well make that two:
- me
- the bike
The curse of Barry Knows Best cast its shadow over me on Sunday, making me the latest Muddymoler to suffer.
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Father & son
We've just returned from our first Center Parcs experience, at the Lac d'Ailette in France. Anyone who's ever wondered at what they're going to do to entertain their kids for a weeks' holiday has probably been sucked into the Center Parcs vortex, which mixes Ikea-on-steroids housing with plenty of kid friendly activities, and a supply of adult only booze.

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One casualty
So it seems we didn't entirely escape collateral damage on our recent visit to Afan. My Orange Five succumbed to the First Law of Mountain Biking. After covering 1100 miles in the past year it became apparant during the course of the weekend (OK, more apparant) that key parts of the drivetrain had thrown in the towel.
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Videos of Afan MTB trails
Rounding off our series of posts (at least for the time being) about our recent trip to Afan Forest Park in South Wales, here's a link to some of the video Dave shot with his helmet cam last week.
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Afan? It's well tidy it is
Thanks to Colin's shepherding skills we're just back from our first weekend in Afan together. What a weekend! Over the next few days no doubt various Moles will publish their thoughts, pictures and videos but for starters here's my memories from the weekend.
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Preparation for Afan
It's now just over a week before we head off on our trip to Afan. Last night on our weekly ride we ended up talking about what to take with us - having the luxury of a big white van gives us a bit of freedom so as well as our bikes and kit we tried to think about what else we'd need.
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Videos of Abba Zabba, Blind Terror and Numbskull
So, we're into May, but before we start to look ahead to the summer proper (oh the irony), it's time to tidy up some loose ends.
Now that we've decided to load our videos onto Vimeo (basically because it offers better resolution and upload limits versus YouTube), I've gone back and added some of our earlier ones.
They're not the best quality (not as good as Dave's Holmbury Hill videos) but they're here for completeness.
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Holmbury Hill videos
Jem and I headed over to Holmbury St Mary to ride some of our favourite trails. I've caught three on video for your delight.
To see the originals, head over to the Muddymoles on Vimeo.
First up, Death Star, a tricky run on Pitch Hill. The name shouldn't need any explanation.
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We're off to Wales (Afan!)
We've talked about it for ages. And ages. But improbably (thanks to Colin's organisational efforts) we've co-ordinated ourselves sufficiently that we're definitely off to Afan over the weekend of 16-18 May with as close to a blessing from our life partners as we're ever likely to get.
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There's one born every minute
Humour is a rich and wonderful thing, and April Fool's Day (hey it's April already!) is always the perfect chance for aspiring mirth meisters to switch on the snigger machine.
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Excuse Me While I Offload
One of my 2008 resolutions was to get out and ride more instead of just thinking about it, and I intend to rack up at least 1000 MTB miles.
The year has started quite well and I'm just under the 300 mark - on target so far.
However...
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Our passion, in seven steps
Reading Trent's 'The Simple Dollar' blog, I've stumbled across this article about how to find out what you are passionate about in seven steps.
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So, what tyre then?
Modern bikes being what they are, it's not uncommon these days to be faced with many different ways of skinning a cat. Not only in terms of the sheer number of bikes you can use to get the same job done in wildly differing ways (such as my riding an Orange Prestige back to back with an Intense 6.6 over the same Holmbury Hill route recently), but also in the myriad adjustments available to the serial fiddler who wants to tweak his particular bike just so.
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Freebies - a wind-up LED light
Everyone loves a free gift. They generally come in two types, expected and unexpected. Expected freebies are those extras you receive when you complete something, a token present for getting to the end.

In mountain bike circles this is epitomised by the free t-shirt or free water bottle. Of course they often aren't technically free as your entrance fee pays for it and this puts more expectation on the quality of your freebie. People demand a certain standard of t-shirt to show off their commitment to the brotherhood.
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Road awareness
Following on from the recent tragedy in Cupertino, where two prospective Olympic athletes have been run down and killed by a County Sheriff, it seems worth highlighting this amazing video from Transport for London.
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Cycleworks Demo Day - review
So Sunday saw the annual tribe meet at Holmbury St. Mary for a few laps of the hill at the Cycleworks Demo Day.

Looking at today's weather, how lucky were they - and us? Hearing about the impending 80mph winds before the event had me thinking 'OK, a bit of weather, no problem. That'll make it more fun'. Now I'm just glad the storm arrived Monday instead of 24 hours earlier.
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Matt's birthday wish list
In just under a month's time it's my birthday. Not a big one (that's next year) but another year notched up nonetheless. I'm trying to think about what I would like from my ever reliable gift givers and as usual they will have to resign themselves to supplying mountain bike related presents.
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Cycleworks Demo Day 2008 this weekend
This weekend we're heading over to Holmbury St. Mary for the annual Cycleworks Demo Day. I can't wait, I've booked myself three rides and plan on hanging around a bit after too.
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Three laws of Mountain Biking
Sooner or later it seems all members of the mountain bike tribe inevitably come to face the Three Laws of Mountain Biking which are as follows:
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Blind Terror and Rooty Woods on helmet cam
As promised yesterday here is some helmet cam footage.
Taken on an Oregon ATC2K camera (watch out, there's music on that site!) it demonstrates I really need to do my helmet up tighter and mount the camera more securely!!
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Blind Terror and Rooty Woods on video
So it's about time we added some more media to our portfolio.
Sunday's ride headed back over to Abba Zabba and Blind Terror area then across the road to an area I don't actually have a name for. Until I find out what it's popular name is I'm calling it Rooty Wood and the first film I'm uploading is of four of us messing around on the final section, a rooty section ending up with a small trunk to negotiate.
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Five tips for buying a useless mountain bike
Mountain Biking is a broad church. We at the Muddymoles and mountain bikers in general are only too happy to welcome beginners to our sport. But we've all seen how easy it is to get caught out. For the unwary who fancy the idea of 'getting in' to MTB-ing, here's some advice about what not to do.
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MTB ride calendar
The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed a couple of extra links on this site.
First, under the Elsewhere heading there's a link to our MTB ride calendar, plus there's an extra RSS feed for the calendar for the more sophisticated readers out there. Thanks to the power of Google Calendar, we've set up a page that lists our upcoming rides to help our regulars plan their activities.
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Cycleworks Demo Day 2008
In case anyone hasn't noticed, this year the 2008 demo day from Cycleworks is taking place on Sunday March 9 at Holmbury Hill. Following their tried and tested formula it consists of a 40-50 minute route that lets you try several bikes over the course of the day under the same conditions.
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Nightriding - you just can't beat it
Since hooking up with the 'Moles in November, regular mid-week night rides have become de-rigeur in addition to the traditional weekend warrior missions.
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Frozen hub
I've suffered a frozen freehub just once, on my old Diatech-hubbed Marin Muirwoods during a particularly cold snap.
It's the strangest sensation. You're happily riding along when suddenly, after a bit of downhill freewheeling you go to pedal and... nothing. Pedalling like a loon squares badly with the fact that you are slowing down and going nowhere fast. And then it sinks in - just how are you going to get home now?
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Time to roll
Little did I know at the start of the year how long my 'unwellness' (if that's a word) would continue through January.
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Advert Orange
Amongst the Christmas hiatus things got a bit buried. One of which was the fact that the Muddymoles managed to get two of their photos published in the end of year back page advert in Singletrack magazine.
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2008 - should you upgrade?
Paraphrasing - and yes, in a way blatantly reducing the Bike Snob's witty article to a three point list, you should upgrade to 2008 because:
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Happy Flu Year
What a way to end a year and start a new one. 2007 is definitely the winner in the 'Top 100 worst Christmases ever' award - you can catch it on telly sometime soon.
After struggling with a virus for most of December that left me feeling below par and a cough that was beginning to feel it was part of my personality, I thought I'd finally shaken it with an 18 mile ride on the Sunday just before Christmas. At least it wasn't stopping me doing anything right? Oh that things could be that simple.
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Think Pink
A few days back I was rustling through my Newsgator feeds and came across a posting from Lisa at the Sussex Muddy@rse website about her new pink Hope disc brakes and how pleased she was with the look.
It got me thinking. If you were so inclined to pimp your bike with pink components how far could you take it while still keeping in the realms of tasteful. First I reckon you'd need a nice white frame to start, teamed with some white Fox forks.
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Pads for Bike Helmets
Despite much to be thankful for physically, there's one area where I could do with a bit more girth. I'm referring, of course to my head which is unfortunately modelled on a pin and regretably not compensated for by a luxurious mane of hair either.
As a consequence, I find buying bike helmets a bit of an effort as most of them seem to be made for more manly bonces than my own. I currently have a 2004 Giro Animas which has never really fitted me even with their RocLoc 4 system. I end up with the helmet gripped firmly front to back but with free play at the sides which means I have to choose my accidents carefully.
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Orange belt drive progress
More mutterings about Orange's work with belt drive technology.
During our visit to the 2007 London Cycle Show at Earl's Court we chanced upon the Singletrack stand which was creating quite a bit of fuss by having on show the P7 belt drive prototype they've been hacking around the country.
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Mountain Bike transport
In an age where frivolous road use is becoming ever more frowned upon (that's people driving, not road bikes before anyone starts!) the bike is often seen as an antidote to unnecessary car journeys, especially in a city environment.
A bike's eco credentials are manifest, so it's not surprising that green campaigners the world over champion cycling, putting aside the humbuggers who claim that bikes create more CO2 per mile travelled than practically anything else (due to the manufacturing). Those of us who are involved with cycling as a hobby (OK, lifestyle) have always been able to bask in this reflected glory.
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NY Bike Snob product review
Very much in the vein of 'If Carlsberg did product reviews...', the Bike Snob has just published his take on the Cinelli Neo Morphe handlebars.
It's fair to say he's enthusiastic about them. Yes, I know it's about a product for a road bike (of all things) but I just wish I could write as entertainly as he can about my favourite subject. The review is hysterical and includes such gems as:
As soon as I picked up the Cinelli Neo Morphe I started running around the house in my underwear, pretending to pilot the Millennium Falcon and making laser noises before I even knew what I was doing.
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Camelbak phobia
I don't know what it is. Some people go to great lengths to avoid using Camelbaks or any other kind of hydration system on their back, citing spurious excuses like:
- I don't want to get a sweaty back
- I think it looks stupid
- It's unhygenic going round with a bag of water on your shoulders
I've heard all of these, none of which class as a rational excuse in my book.
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Another belt drive bike
OK, I promise I won't post again on this subject for a while but couldn't resist when I heard news of yet another belt drive bike being readied for launch. This time, the Bicycle Design blog has alerted me to the development of the Momo Design City bike.

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More developments on belt drive bikes
Some time back I mentioned a posting on Singletrack about the fact that Orange were trialing belt drive as a replacement for the traditional bike chain. Clearly it offers great advantages, particularly as a singlespeed and this initial reaction was backed up by a more in depth article in the September issue of the mag.

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What's in store this Autumn?
Contrary to popular opinion, I do actually have to work sometimes. Which is exactly what I been doing over the past few days, unfortunately delaying me from publishing a few articles I have lined up.
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Help with commuting by bike
At various times in the past I've commuted by bike into work. For a variety of reasons over the past 18 months I've not done so, chief among them being that I now work an approximately 30 mile round trip from work. On top of that, the whole process takes so much organisation - making sure you have the right clothing to wear (see option 10) when you get to work, getting up earlier to ride in, keeping some showering gear at work, having sufficient lighting to get you to and from work etc.
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Eager anticipation
Following on from my recent post my fabled and much begged for new frame has arrived (thanks Emily – who could ask for a more understanding wife!).

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Mud and blogs
Last night it rained. Hard, like in torrents that normally involve cats, dogs and other domesticated animals falling out of the sky.
So my thinking is that tonight's ride across the Surrey Hills is likely to be wet and muddy even though the weather is otherwise perfect for riding - warm but not hot, not too much wind etc. (unless Dave intervenes).
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3 things I love about my 2007 Orange Five
I've now racked up just under 300 miles on my 2007 Orange Five, not quite enough to post a full review but enough to understand that I absolutely love this bike.
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New Arrivals
I haven't done a lot of riding of late due to a new arrival, my son Edward George, who arrived on 29 July 2007, a mere 5 days late, weighing in at 8lbs 15 1/2 oz.

Matt seemed to be labouring under some delusion that I would have some time free during my paternity leave to get out for a ride or two. I am now almost at the end of my two weeks leave, and don't actually seem to have sat still once, let alone had time to think about riding my bike.
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Mountain Biking & Foot and Mouth
Foot and Mouth has returned to the countryside and unfortunately it's not far from us. In addition to the farm near Pirbright, last night the Chief Vetinary Officer announced that there was possibly a second outbreak, outside of the initial exclusion zone and not far from the village of Wotton.
This is close to home - with a three kilometer exclusion zone it starts to affect our Mountain Bike activities around Ranmore, Leith Hill and Holmbury, particularly if the disease is confirmed. In fact, Wotton is the start of many an adventure over the Surrey Hills for many Mountain Bikers, being at the start of Wolverns Lane.
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Night rides, Night lights
Almost without us noticing, the nights are starting to get longer and with it, the need for night lights for the bike.
The past two or three weeks have left us in the dark well before the end of the ride with last week in particular being pretty dim by the time we got home. Those of you who have tried riding at night know that you want as much burn time and power out of a light as possible - the more the better.
Ideally you have a main lamp on you handlebars giving a wide spread of light and a spot lamp on your helmet that points where you're looking and helps take the edge off any shadows created by the main lamp.
We've tried various options over the years. Still best in terms of the amount of light you get vs the cost is a homemade system with a 12w halogen (minimum) and a Nickel Metal Hydride (NiMH) battery. But it's a faff and you need to be handy with a soldering iron.
Coming up on the rails fast are the various high power LED torches on the market. Jem has an Exposure Joystick which seems pretty effective and there's loads of cheap torches available from eBAY which a bit of ingenuity can adapt to bike use.
At the top of the market are the HID lamps - I've one from Hope which frankly is superb and then there's Lupine. Teamed with a suitable LED head torch which has a similar colour temperature you'd have a pretty comprehensive system.
At the moment we're looking at some of the options out there (including the LED torches) and will post a review shortly, with photos to illustrate of course.
Are you fit?
As Mountain Bikers, we like to think we're reasonably fit - plenty of fresh air and exercise and all that. But I'm wondering if we're looking through the wrong end of the telescope.
Last night I was roped in to my work's annual rounders tournament. Now, I'm not a great fan of team games, preferring to rely on my own efforts rather than others, and I haven't played anything like this for years. This quickly became apparant.
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Of shoe leather, rain clouds and split pins
On a recent ride I realised that the high pitched squealing noise I kept hearing was actually coming from my brakes, which on closer inspection proved to have no pad left what so ever.
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Mountain Bikes - What we are riding
Now a quick run through of this list suggests a certain herd mentality but never mind. Believe it or not, we've all come to these bikes indpendently, despite appearances and in any case, we thought you'd like to know what at group of Surrey Hills riders in 2007 are currently riding.
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A glimpse into the future?
If you're a Mountain Biker, sooner or later you realise that the holy grail in terms the 'ideal bike' is going to be something that:
- Doesn't make any noise - no chain slap, no rattles, just straight forward stealthy motion
- Changes gear when you want it too, regardless of conditions
- Requires as little maintenance as possible
Many people have pondered this and ultimately come to the conclusion that some kind of gearbox driven bike would do the trick, with all the drive gubbins safely encased inside the frame. There's rumoured to be Orange bikes in development using gearbox technology and of course there's always Honda.
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Three things I can't do
Actually, and perhaps inevitably, the list is considerably longer than three but you have to start somewhere.

- I can't huck a bike off a twenty foot drop - in fact getting any air at all is enough to dine out on for a month
- I can't take decent photos of others doing the same - mainly due to a shortage of both skills and photographic equipment
- I can't go to the Alps this year - a deficit of time, money and goodwill from my wife puts paid to that!
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Upgrading to hydraulic disc brakes
Despite seeming de rigeur on just about any Mountain Bike you see these days, there are still plenty of folk out there still using good old V-brakes to tame their excess speed. At some point though, usually after a particularly alarming crash, the enthusiastic Mountain Biker makes a decision to upgrade to disc brakes.
Why? Because disc brakes offer:
- More power
- More control - V-brake pads heat up and 'snatch' the rim where disc brakes can be used to gently feather your speed
- Much better reliability - they work in the mud as they're out of the way of the muck, they don't wear out your wheel rim, and the pads last for ages if properly bedded in
There's plenty of choice too, so what do you need to know?
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It’s good to be alive, when you’re riding on your Five
Ok, so technically speaking it’s Dave’s Five, but that would really have ruined the flow of the title.
My riding opportunities have been a bit few and far between of late, so I was really looking forward to last night’s ride.
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Muddymoles redesign 2007
Some of our more regular readers will have noticed the new site design appearing over the past few days. There's a handful of minor issues to address but we're basically done.
Our main aims have been to emphasise that we have more than one author contributing to the site, so we now have the author's photo next to each post and a link to their profile.
Another aim has been to encourage readers to comment on and respond to our writing. We've put links at the top of each post to the comment form and if you link to a post from your own blog the reference will appear directly below the article under a heading of 'Further reading'.
Our comment system has been a bit patchy for a while but with our redesign we think we've sorted that out - you can now see all previous comments on a post when you preview your own comment, so that's good.
Links to other websites that we enjoy are now available in the footer at the bottom of the page. If you want to include your own website, drop us an email.
Hope you like the refresh. Our thanks to the folks at IrisCreative for their efforts in bringing us up to date.
And please, comment away!
5 reasons why I hate Mountain Biking. Mark's opinion
Having read Matt’s post, and some of those on Bike Snob’s list I started mulling over the things about Mountain Biking that drive me insane.
So, in no particular order:-
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Five reasons I hate Mountain Biking
The Bike Snob has, perhaps unintentionally, started a meme (well, it would be a meme if enough people respond!) giving five reasons he hates being a cyclist.
No matter how much we love our chosen form of delusional escapism, there's always things that grate, so I thought I'd write my own response to the Bike Snob's list.
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Mountain Bike fitness training
It seems every Mountain Biker has worries about his fitness at some point. Just a quick trawl across other Mountain Bike blogs and websites will throw up a selection of articles that touch on the subject of Mountain Biking fitness in various forms - how do I get fit, I didn't/did feel fit on today's ride and so on.
For a lot of us though it's just about being 'credible' amongst our peers, whether they happen to be Elite XC jeyboys or semi-pro slackers like us. Every rider wants to (at least occassionally) get to the top of a climb first or rock on the descents. At the very least, every rider wants to keep his or her riding buddies in sight without feeling they are holding people up or letting the side down.
So, there's always a demand for advice on how to get fit. The secret, as it happens isn't so difficult and has been said many times. Just get out and ride. It's that simple, the more miles you do the better able you are to ride more miles. Mind you, things can be advanced quite quickly if you take a couple of steps to make things more challenging.
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Memories are made of this, or the lot of the busy man
While listening to Dean Martin singing “Memories are made of this” the other day, it sent me off on a wave of nostalgia, reminding me that I used to ride a mountain bike.
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What is Mountain Biking?
The Fat Cyclist has just highlighted how ambiguous the term Mountain Biking can be:
So here’s the thing. If someone tells you they went out road biking, you have a good idea of what went on. You may not have an idea of how far, how fast, or how steep, but you know what road biking looks like.
If someone tells you they went Mountain Biking, on the other hand, you still don’t know anything.
He's right of course. In fact, many people who go Mountain Biking don't have a clue either, what with all the Singlespeed / Cross Country (XC) / Freedride / Enduro / Race niches and so on out there.
I just hope they have fun, whatever their flavour happens to be. And I just wish I was riding where he was riding, just look at those photos!
Soul-less Solstice
Last night was our regular weekly night ride.
Or rather, in this case, my weekly night ride, everyone else was unavailable for one reason or another, which was rather disappointing. Originally I had been planning an all night Solstice ride culminating in a karmic sunrise at Holmbury Hill but couldn't get myself or others organised in time.
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I've seen my new Orange Five
Yesterday I managed to pop into Cycleworks in Leatherhead to take a look at my new Orange Five.
It's part built up but still needs a few bits sorting out but was enough to confirm that it's been worth the wait. Looking very striking in it's Electric (Sub Zero) Blue with chunky Rock Shox 454 Pike forks up front, Mavic UST wheels and lovely clicky Hope Pro 2 hubs it's a cut above a 'normal' SE and I can't wait to ride it to find out just what it can do.
You know it's a cracking bike when the shop staff appear to be a mixture of excited and envious.
I also saw the frame that came originally, the 18" Orange Five in 'Diva' Blue with sparkle lacquer over the top. I only call it Diva Blue because that's what the stock Orange Five Divas come in but actually it's a great colour and would provide someone with a really amazing looking bike. Up close it looks like a colour wash over bare aluminium rather than an actual colour so if you're interested, maybe give Cycleworks a call?
As for me, I should have my new bike early next week and will be out in the Surrey Hills soon after.
High Fives for Orange
As I posted last week, I was hours off picking up my new Orange Five when Cycleworks discovered that my Electric Blue with sparkle lacquer turned out to be sparkley Diva Blue.
You see how easy it is to mix the two up with descriptions like that? Well Orange have put their hands up and agreed to send an Electric Blue version of the Five frame this week so fingers crossed I'll be enjoying five inches front and rear in a few days time.
Haha! Did you see that, five inches front and rear! If you ever wondered at what motivates grown men to tramp round the countryside on bouncy bikes it's summed up there. Yes, I have the mind of a teenager... and that's before we've talked about Cove Handjobs, Hummers and the like.
The changing plans and shifting sands of Mountain Biking
There's an old saying about best laid plans which means that inevitably, the half baked ideas of the Muddymoles rarely stand a chance of working out the way we hope.
So it is that this weekend's trip to Wales has been reluctantly postponed by all involved for a variety of reasons, a move greeted with varying degrees of disappointment amongst the Moles.
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Mountain Biking and male fertility
Channel 4 are running a series called Embarrassing Illnesses which focuses on exactly that.
It's a magazine style programme where doctors get to show exactly why they get paid what they do, having to deal with some pretty rank conditions that patients have avoided facing up to for some time.
Although not technically an illness, this week Singletrack magazine have highlighted that tonight's programme covers male infertility in Mountain Bikers with a feature involving the Birmingham Wheels Bike Park and Club.
If you want to catch it, the programme is on at 8:30, Channel 4 (Thursday 31 May). Mark and I have so far managed to demonstrate immunity from the condition but with Dave, I guess we'll never know...! (Only joking Dave).
There's more information on the Channel 4 microsite 'Embarrassing Illnesses' but be warned - this evening's programme also includes an item on assymetric breasts.
My Orange Five has arrived
Well, I've seen a box with my name on it anyway! I nipped into Cycleworks on Saturday and saw a big box with the Orange logo on the side, along with my name. Inside were all sorts of goodies waiting to be built up into my dream trail machine.
The only problem though is that this weekend we are off to Afan in Wales for some proper Mountain Biking (although many will argue about how 'proper' is the riding at a trail centre). This leaves me with a bit of a quandry, since the Five's first adventure is going to be across pretty rugged terrain and inevitably I'll still be dialling myself in to it's suspension settings.
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Familiar Surrey Hills trails
Recently I've been doing quite a bit of riding around the local Surrey Hills in my quest to get fitter for our trip to Wales. And I think it's paying off in that I feel charged up and looking forward to the next ride most days now. Not that I'm getting out most days but you know what I mean. I'm enthusiastic, and the flipside of getting fitter the more you ride is that you want to ride more as you get fitter.
But life is a paradox as someone may once have said. Could have been a philosopher of Socratic stature although more likely one of my mates down the pub. Whatever, the paradox here is that the more you ride, the more familiar you become with your local trails, leading to a real danger of boredom setting in. Mike Davis on BikeMagic has just been speculating on the theme of trails being too easy, albeit in the context of people complaining that some trail centres aren't challenging them enough and reckons it's the rider's fault if they think things are too easy.
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Getting fit for Mountain Biking
It's now only a short time to our trip to Afan in South Wales. Now, I've already said that the determining factor in how much we enjoy the trip isn't likely to be our fitness. After all, we have all day and these places are not designed like some game of Japanese Endurance. I think the main issues are likely to be day long exposure to the elements as being out in bright sunshine and heat could be just as problematic as a day of cold rain and wind. And with Wales it could be either of these two extremes.
It is undeniable though that having a reasonable level of fitness certainly allows you to get more out of Mountain Biking and that the fitter you get, the more enjoyable it becomes. With that in mind, I've been spending the last six to eight weeks trying to improve on my fitness and I thought I'd share some thoughts with you.
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Cyclists or Bikers or Riders?
Today I came across an article in the Guardian by Matt Seaton, talking about why cyclists shave their legs.
What struck me as odd though, once I'd got past the whole idea of shaved legs was that Mr Seaton repeatedly referred to himself as a cyclist. I know that factually he is correct as in 'one who cycles'. He even referred to the practice of shaving legs as a means of 'belonging' to the cycling tribe. But to me it didn't feel right.
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Bedgbury postponed, Afan looming
A while back I posted about our plans to try a few different things this year and stretch out beyond the Surrey Hills.
In typical fashion, we've hit a metaphorical bump in the trail before we've even started. As others have said, the path of life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd.
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Getting older
I've just been reading the MTB Nomads blog which covers Mountain Biking in the South East, primarily the South Downs Way (SDW).
They have a posting that I can relate to about the challenges faced by older riders and various coping strategies. They talk about:
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Orange trial belt drive transmission
Fresh from Singletrack comes the news that Orange are looking into the idea of using belt drive technology in place of the traditional bicycle chain. They've got an Orange P7 built up as a unique take on the singlespeed concept.
Here's a picture that has been unashamedly nicked from Singletrack and given the MuddyMoles treatment:

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It's a Bike, yes. But is it art?
The New York Times has run a piece on an exhibition opening in four locations across Lower Manhatten titled 'Why I Ride: The Art of Bicycling in New York'.
Aside from the unusual exclusion, accidental or otherwise of Unicycling from the exhibition's title it's good to see cycling being recognised for it's artisitic merits and the way it makes people feel both individually and collectively.
Carol Wood, one of the shows organisers explains:
We wanted [the exhibit] to show there's not one stereotypical cyclist, there are cycling cultures, plural.
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Anticipating wind on the trails
No, for a change this is not an oblique and totally opportunistic chance to slur Dave again.
Instead, it's a nod to the fact that it actually seems quite windy out there.
I mention it because tonight the Moles are meeting up for a night ride around the Surrey Hills. Since time is limited, we're sticking to our local patch, starting from the chip shop next to the Esso garage in Bookham (just to torment ourselves with the smell of fresh chips and batter) and then heading over Polesdon way to Ranmore and who knows where?
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2008 Shimano Deore XT
Since we're only just starting to wake up to the fact that Summer 2007 is upon us, the Gods of manufacture have embarked on lifting the skirts on their 2008 kit so we can plan what we're going to be replacing our worn out kit with next Spring.
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Wee in his (bike) shoes
Sunday morning, 8:45.
There I am, in my garage, hurriedly squeezing my feet into my tired Shimano bike shoes for another blast around the Surrey Hills on my On-one Inbred. In my haste, I overlook a faint tang in the air as I put on my right shoe.
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11 things for Mountain Bikers
As a Mountain Bike rider (as opposed to someone who just talks about MTB riding), here's a few things you may want to do at some stage. I was going to call this post '11 things for Mountain Bikers to do before you die' but felt that was a tweak too far on the nose of Fate.
If you have anything to add, you can stick it in the comments.
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Working 9 to 5
Eat Mountain Biking, Drink Mountain Biking, Live Mountain Biking!
It's a mantra that seems to be taking more and more effect in my head recently, a situation which perhaps is not that healthy and hints at subverted OCD tendencies - but then I've always argued, perhaps facetiously, that web people are borderline OCD anyway.
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My exploding bike tyre
I was reading Al Leigh's recent post on the Pickled Hedgehog about his difficulties performing basic bike maintenance. His resulting wheel explosion reminded of the time I too managed to detonate what seemed like a nuclear explosion in my garage.
What happened to lead to near Armagedon was that I embarked on the innocent pursuit of replacing a punctured inner tube on my Marin Muirwoods (mention of which makes me turn all nostalgic - but that's for another post I guess).
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Waiting for my Five to arrive
So having dallied with the idea of a number of possible new bikes, including the Intense 5.5 EVP and the Whyte E5, I've finally placed an order with Cycleworks in Leatherhead for a new 2007 Orange Five.
No surprises really as there seems to be a consensus forming amongst my fellow Moles and others. Dave and Jem are both now on Orange Fives, Jem's mate Dave is too and likewise Nick from Cycleworks in Burpham. Even Mark has expressed a desire to buy one, but that is largely dependant on him selling his right kidney and most of his left leg which rather negates the point of the exercise.
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Venturing beyond the Surrey Hills
This year, for the first time, we're starting to look at riding beyond the confines of the Surrey Hills.
Largely as the result of an unhappy combination of too little time, too little money, young kids and unsympathetic spouses we haven't managed to ride outside of our Leith Hill, Holmbury Hill, Box Hill, Ranmore and Headley stamping grounds. Now we're making plans for a few tentative outings to vary our trail riding diet.
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Why I haven't been mountain biking lately
Or blogging about it either.
Ahh, the inevitable barren spell of the amateur blogger!
There's been an interuption to normal service this past couple of weeks over Easter due to two things, both of which having conspired to stop me getting out riding the local trails.
First off, I was struck down by a nasty virus which kept me out of action (and virtually bed ridden) for five days. It wasn't 'flu exactly, in that I could have forced myself to move if there was a spare £50 note going begging, but it was pretty bad. So basically no mountain biking for a week.
Second, I've just moved house and while it hasn't completely stopped me riding (Mark and I got out for a sprightly jaunt around the Surrey Hills on Easter Saturday), I haven't been able to blog much due to all the effort with moving in, setting up home and the not inconsiderable matter of a lack of internet access.
So there's my excuses.
So is this fun?
On the radio at the moment are a series of ads running for Thorpe Park. The theme of all the ads is that going to Thorpe Park is the very definition of fun, and everything else isn’t. In one of the ads is the question “is cycling fun”, to which the ad gives the answer “no, it’s just exercise.”
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Intense 5.5 EVP 2007 ride booked
As I've mentioned previously, I'm looking for a new bike and took the opportunity of the Cycleworks Demo Day to try out a few contenders.

Unfortunately for me, the ride I had round the Holmbury Hill trails on the Intense 5.5 EVP was compromised by an oversized frame and an odd choice of components. The bike was supplied by the Intense importers who had obviously done a deal to show off some of the fork and brake options available through Magura.
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Bike passenger
I didn't get out on the trails this weekend. Since it was Mother's Day I decided to spend my Sunday with my wife and family instead, a noble act of selfless charity. Well, that's what I told my wife anyway.
Despite the violent gusts of wind (mercifully, for a change, not the result of Dave's penchant for curry), we decided to take my eldest son out for a ride on the back of my bike in the afternoon. First though I thought it prudent to weigh him, such is the length of time since he was last on the bike. Having passed that test (just!) we then crammed him into the Hamax childseat on the back my Inbred and wobbled off down the street on a tour of the local roads.
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The image of bike riding
It's an old rant among many in the bike world that motorists have it in for them on the public roads and that ramblers have a similar antipathy toward Mountain Bikers. To counteract the negative vibe, many bikers advocate a 'be polite and set an example' approach when they're out on the trails.
Over the weekend though I witnessed two separate incidents that made me wonder why we bother and in both cases it was bikers and not other road users that were to blame.
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World Naked Bike Ride Day in Brighton
Justin Evans of Home In Brighton just happened to be in the right place, at the right time and with his camera ready when a group of riders supporting the World Naked Bike Ride Day passed him in Brighton.
Visit the Home In Brighton website to see the resulting photos of the WNBR Day.

A Mountain Biking blog with a difference
I was having a read of some Mountain Biking blogs Wednesday evening and came across this amusing piece of writing from Al Leigh.
It's a rare event when you can find someone bemoaning their current riding injury before cutting (almost) seamlessly to an explanation on why cows look so po-faced.
And yes, cutting is probably the right word.
How much does mountain biking cost you?
The other day an article popped up in my newsfeed outlining the true cost of a latte every morning on the way to work.
Now, first of all, this article was in $ but it does go to show the stupefying effects of compound interest over the course of 25 years in a very effective way. It got me thinking - just how much does our beloved 'sport' cost us when calculated over the long term?
I didn't waste too long thinking about it though, and not just because I struggle with any number I can't count using fingers and toes. Any costs from riding our mountain bikes round the Surrey Hills have to be offset against the actual pleasure derived from pursuing our chosen activity, the health benefits, the mental and social benefits and so on.
Besides, what's the point of being able to enjoy a comfortable retirement if you've missed out on a whole heap of fun at Leith and Holmbury along the way?
So, I might scale back on the coffee but not my bike bling!
3500
Well, I've finally achieved a milestone. In fact, 3500 milestones as I've just racked up that figure on my 2003 Rift Zone.
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Miles and miles
Matt's obsessed with his stats. Me, I like to ride.
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Freaks and Weirdos
So it seems that cyclists are revolting... well this one revolted anyhow.
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It's all in the presentation
OK, so we're way off-topic here but I thought I'd just mention a little exercise I did the other day to make a document I found on the web much more readable.
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A year's mileage
So, just over a year ago I posted about my mileage at the start of the year with a view to seeing how many miles I was going to do through 2006.
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It's not mountain biking
Today I had to take a trip into town for a mid-morning London meeting. Staring idly out of the window as the train crossed the Thames I was suddenly struck by a rather interesting thought.
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Carbon based
Reading this month's What MTB it struck me how many bikes and bike parts are now being made from carbon fibre. So it got me thinking about the cunning weave (and I'm not talking about a particularly fine wig) and the fact that few of my riding buddies have adorned their bikes with this most bling-tastic of materials.
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Cycling ennui
After spending a lot of time building this blog in the early part of this year, I haven't been out on my bike now for the best part of three months. Why the hiatus you might wonder?
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Alone
In Lerwick Archie MacDuff stood looking out of his kitchen window. The horizon was empty, only the grey clouds moving past proved that he was not looking at a painting.
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I'm not much of a runner
I've always preferred bikes really, although I did go through a brief spell of running a bit more years ago than I want to think about...
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A new Mole!
A warm welcome to Jem who has joined the local cycling crowd and splashed out on a Marin Wolf Ridge.
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A further manly tale
In Lerwick, Archie MacDuff stood looking out of his kitchen window. He watched the huge seas crash against the hard beach, while the fierce wind blew the few trees over at right angles. It looked a fine day.
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Another tale of manliness
In Lerwick, Archie MacDuff stood looking out of his kitchen window. He watched the waves crash over the harbour wall, while the fine snow built up gently against the window pane.
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A tale of manliness
In Lerwick, Archie MacDuff stood looking out of his kitchen window. The rain lashed hard against the glass, driven by the force 4 gale that was blowing. It looked like a nice day for fishing.
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Kofi Annan
At a press conference today in New York, Kofi Annan, the UN Secretary General, has welcomed shock news from Fetcham in Surrey.
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The law according to Sod...
...and how good can come of it.
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Trigger's broom
Sunday saw me finally clock up 3000 miles on my Rift Zone which I bought in January 2003. Inevitably it's a significantly different bike to the shiny beast I bought from Cycleworks in Leatherhead.
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Bone idle
This weekend I will mostly be not getting out of bed, cos I was a lazy git.
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For the record
With a full year of riding stretching ahead of us, we thought it worth taking a few moments to log our respective bike mileages for posterity and a potentially sobering review in due course.
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Miles better
So just how far did I ride in 2005?
At the beginning o the year I thought I would try and keep track of my annual mileage for the sake of future comparison. It turns out to be far less than I had originally hoped.
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Weight matters
After the Christmas binge and a bit of a layoff over the last couple of months I thought I would weigh myself in preparation for a New Year fitness plan.
Yikes! I weighed in three pounds heavier than I am normally and found myself to be 11st 6 (I know, it doesn't sound much but in percentage terms...). With Mark seemingly suffering from an eating disorder and losing weight rapidly it has become apparant that if I don't do something we will end up weighing the same at some point. So, I have decided to do something about it and as with all these things, it's best to set a target.
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Questions, nothing but questions...
So, will Matt ever come out riding again ? Will the Inbred frame that has been sitting in his garage for months ever get built. Will my numbers come up on Saturday ?
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Is it just me, or is someone missing?
Many years ago when we started this mountain biking lark, I seem to recall a thin, blond haired bloke, who used to cycle with us. He was a keen sort, a born again biker. Strong uphill, confident down.
Recently he seems to have vanished, disappearing into a world of Christmas shopping, illness and blogmastering.
Where is that bloke?
Have his bearing seized up?
Will he ever build that On One up?
What am I rambling about?
Come back Matt, we miss you!!
If you build it they will come
Lumbering over the horizon comes the carcass of a blog designed to appeal to the tastes of anybody who has ever got muddy on a mountain bike, as opposed to putting on a tracksuit and ambling down a towpath on a Halfords £99 special one Sunday afternoon.
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Nattering old women
At last, a beautiful Sunday morning, all 3 of us out and about, and a very nice ride to be had. Apart from the odd clanking noise coming from my bottom bracket (which Bicycle Repairman has promised he will look at) there was nothing to spoil the enjoyment.
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Bikers wisdom
On reaching the bottom of Juniper Bottom there were various comments about the spray from the mud and general poor visability by the time we reach where we were.
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It's a toe job
Well I was itching to get back on the bike last weekend after doing the Downs Link ride the week before that but I found myself wanting in the toenail department to the tune of 0.5.
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I thought I should give this a try
As Matt has gone to all the effort of setting this up, I thought I should give it a try.
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