This weekend I will mostly be not getting out of bed, cos I was a lazy git.

Consider this a public apology for my no show on Sunday.

On Saturday evening, as I sat drinking white wine in front of the telly, I thought to myself “I haven’t heard from Dave or Matt. I guess that it will be usual time and usual place. I really must give one of them a ring to make sure”

Time went by. Wine went by.

I then thought to myself “I bet it will be really cold and icy in the morning. I didn’t get much of a lay in this morning. I guess that as no one has rung, we aren’t going out in the morning”

And so, having convinced myself that I was in the right, I went to bed, and slept the sleep of the slightly inebriated.

Next morning everything was brought into clarity.

I had had a lay in. We were going cycling. Matt has a new mobile phone, and is not afraid to use it.

And most importantly, I am a lazy git.

So, sorry chaps. I will take it from now on that if I don’t hear differently, it will be usual place, usual time!