As I posted last week, I was hours off picking up my new Orange Five when Cycleworks discovered that my Electric Blue with sparkle lacquer turned out to be sparkley Diva Blue.

You see how easy it is to mix the two up with descriptions like that? Well Orange have put their hands up and agreed to send an Electric Blue version of the Five frame this week so fingers crossed I’ll be enjoying five inches front and rear in a few days time.

Haha! Did you see that, five inches front and rear! If you ever wondered at what motivates grown men to tramp round the countryside on bouncy bikes it’s summed up there. Yes, I have the mind of a teenager… and that’s before we’ve talked about Cove Handjobs, Hummers and the like.